1 00:00:01,959 --> 00:00:04,200 Harry, hurry up with Dan's welcome back card. 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:06,180 Well, I hope this doesn't embarrass him. 3 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:08,660 Harry, the man was living in the sewer. 4 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:12,260 Just write something from the heart like we did. 5 00:00:12,660 --> 00:00:17,780 I mean, like, Dan, welcome back. Glad you traded your straitjacket for a sport 6 00:00:17,780 --> 00:00:19,560 jacket. Love ya, Ross. 7 00:00:22,780 --> 00:00:26,360 Here they are, your tickets for the train to Good Luckville. 8 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,330 Oh, man. Man, these are chain letters. 9 00:00:30,550 --> 00:00:31,550 Oh, I hate these things. 10 00:00:31,950 --> 00:00:34,490 Yeah, you'd have to be a real idiot to send these. 11 00:00:37,550 --> 00:00:38,550 They're from me. 12 00:00:40,650 --> 00:00:41,650 Nuff said. 13 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:46,170 I can honestly say I have never answered one of these. 14 00:00:46,490 --> 00:00:49,610 That probably explains why you still live alone and drive a Vega. 15 00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:55,810 But don't worry, this chain letter is going to turn it all around. Just look 16 00:00:55,810 --> 00:00:57,290 at all the good luck other folks have had. 17 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:02,200 Doris Schaefer was nine months pregnant when she answered this letter. 18 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:06,320 The next day, she had a baby boy and lost 45 pounds. 19 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:12,180 This chain has also been linked to 462 rodeo winners. 20 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:17,820 Quiet. 21 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,820 Break the chain, but I'm not responsible for all the bad luck you're about to 22 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:22,820 receive. 23 00:01:27,140 --> 00:01:28,440 Hi, guys. Hey, Dan. 24 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:30,380 Put up a chair. 25 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:32,640 No, I don't have time. I just came by to say hi. Hi. 26 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:34,120 Hey, Dan. 27 00:01:35,380 --> 00:01:36,380 Nice suit. 28 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:38,840 That's one of my suits. 29 00:01:41,140 --> 00:01:42,140 Nice suit. 30 00:01:43,860 --> 00:01:48,380 Dan, we all chipped in and we bought you a welcome back present. Yeah, I hope you 31 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:50,320 like it. Looks like something you could use. 32 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,660 Thank you, guys. 33 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:55,960 Yeah, I'm a little, uh... 34 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,310 It's short on worldly goods right now. 35 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:03,910 I'm just grateful to the DA's office for letting me still work, even if it is in 36 00:02:03,910 --> 00:02:04,768 a lower court. 37 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:08,110 Well, I'm sure it's only a temporary assignment, Dan. In the meantime, it's 38 00:02:08,110 --> 00:02:09,289 good to have you back, pal. 39 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:10,830 Thanks. 40 00:02:15,850 --> 00:02:16,990 I've missed that sound. 41 00:02:23,070 --> 00:02:24,570 Dan Fielding's back on track. 42 00:02:28,810 --> 00:02:31,290 on track. It must have been one hell of a derailment. 43 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:41,830 Paul, what happened? 44 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:43,270 I don't know. 45 00:02:43,450 --> 00:02:45,730 The strange thing is that it happened in the men's room. 46 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:50,770 See? Your bad luck has already started. 47 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:38,020 And as much as I support the spirit of entrepreneurship, I'm afraid that 48 00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:43,220 letting him have it his way, that way, does qualify as solicitation. 49 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,180 $55 in time, sir. 50 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,840 And what's next on the menu, big man? 51 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:52,260 Uh, people versus street gold, sir. 52 00:03:52,740 --> 00:03:55,980 Get your hands off of my imported surf jacket, thank you. 53 00:03:56,860 --> 00:03:57,860 Sorry. 54 00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:02,060 Well, what happened to your neck? 55 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,180 Uh, trouble with my locker, Ross. 56 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,120 More of your bad luck. 57 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,120 How bad? 58 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,760 They had to use the jaws of life. 59 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:14,600 Now, what's the buzz, Miss Maddox? 60 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,700 That's Ms., Your Honor. 61 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:21,959 And the buzz happened at Maison de Ville when the defendant, Mr. Strico, tried to 62 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:23,700 exit the restaurant without paying the check. 63 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:27,260 It was their fault. The bananas flambé, they did not flam. 64 00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:31,200 Clearly a case of... 65 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:33,170 Menu fraud, Your Honor. 66 00:04:34,130 --> 00:04:35,390 What a subtle defense. 67 00:04:36,070 --> 00:04:37,410 Virtually non-existent. 68 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:42,110 But prior to entering the restaurant, the defendant used his limo to push a 69 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:44,050 car out of a handicapped parking space. 70 00:04:45,270 --> 00:04:47,250 It was raining. I was wearing suede shoes. 71 00:04:49,230 --> 00:04:53,930 That happened to me once, except it wasn't raining and they weren't my 72 00:04:53,930 --> 00:04:54,930 shoes. 73 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,990 Come to think of it, it wasn't even me. 74 00:04:58,910 --> 00:05:00,990 Miss Hockheiser, button. 75 00:05:02,380 --> 00:05:06,300 Mr. Strico's tirade continued when he cut through a line of people, slapped 76 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:09,420 the maitre d' with his glove, and compared the man's reproductive organs 77 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:10,680 to a plate of baby vegetables. 78 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:15,360 Sir, I am the damaged party here. 79 00:05:15,740 --> 00:05:19,880 Because of that poor excuse for cuisine, my well-endowed American date walked out 80 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:20,920 during the sorbet bonbon. 81 00:05:21,260 --> 00:05:24,020 I'm sure it wasn't your stimulating repartee. 82 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,760 You wish to kiss me, don't you? 83 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,280 Kiss my... Objection! 84 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:30,870 Well-timed, Miss Sullivan. 85 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:34,810 No, no, we're not entering a plea. We're claiming diplomatic immunity. 86 00:05:35,390 --> 00:05:38,810 Wow, diplomatic immunity. We haven't had one of those in a long time. 87 00:05:39,150 --> 00:05:41,030 He says he's the ambassador from Rogash. 88 00:05:42,230 --> 00:05:44,470 Rogash. I haven't heard of that country. 89 00:05:44,690 --> 00:05:45,890 Say something in Rogash. 90 00:05:47,010 --> 00:05:51,570 It is Roganese, and it sounds very much like English. As a matter of fact, I'm 91 00:05:51,570 --> 00:05:52,570 speaking it now. 92 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:58,190 Gee, I'd give anything to speak a second language like that. 93 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:05,500 Mr. Strico, do you have any proof or any ID that might help persuade the court? 94 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:07,540 No, I don't carry a wallet. 95 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:11,460 It would ruin the lines in my $700 gabardine pants. 96 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,280 However, I do have a lucan. 97 00:06:16,580 --> 00:06:19,640 Figures. He's got no ID, but he carries around a tropical bird. 98 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:26,680 A lucan is our currency. 99 00:06:27,540 --> 00:06:28,499 That's my uncle. 100 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:30,380 He's the president. See? We have same eyes. 101 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,460 And they look like honest eyes to me, sir. 102 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:41,500 Yeah, right. Uh, Mr. Strico, I'm having trouble buying any of this. But immunity 103 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:46,160 aside, that kind of outrageous public behavior does not pass without a ruling 104 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,160 in my court. 105 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:51,200 Well, I say poofed to the rules of your court and the hossy that they rode in 106 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,200 on. 107 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,360 Well, I say poofed right back at you, pal. 108 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:59,920 What? Mac, see if you can get an ID verification on our visitor from 109 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,720 Hogwash. That is Rogosh! 110 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:05,520 Yeah, I'm sure it is. Roz, why don't you take him down and show him the 111 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:06,520 ambassador suite? 112 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:07,960 This is an outrage. 113 00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:11,740 You'll be hearing from my cousin, the minister of state. I do not know who you 114 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:12,740 are dealing with. 115 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,000 I am immune. 116 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:18,220 Move it, and we'll see how immune your butt is to my boot. 117 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,640 and petty theft. 118 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:53,480 It seems as though he dug up a shank bone belonging to my client, Montgomery, 119 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:59,720 which he had carefully buried under his favorite tree. I have an affidavit from 120 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:04,900 his veterinarian which attests to recent listlessness, and I quote, Montgomery 121 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:07,860 won't even respond to his squeaky toys. 122 00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:12,460 Defense? Your Honor. 123 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,580 Look at this! 124 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:18,780 That's the face of a thief? No. 125 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:23,600 That's the face of a good dog. A good, good doggie. 126 00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:26,060 I agree. 127 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:30,040 Archie is a good doggie. 128 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:35,179 And he found the bone under a tree on public property. 129 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:36,880 Case dismissed. 130 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:43,080 You're not a dog lover, are you, Fielding? 131 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,720 I've had my share. 132 00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:54,740 People versus Sparky. 133 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,360 Hello, Sparky. 134 00:09:03,940 --> 00:09:05,260 Go ahead, Feldman. 135 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:07,780 Fielding. 136 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:09,800 Whatever. 137 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:11,620 Proceed. 138 00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:16,700 Disturbing the peace, you're on a violation. of civil code 60213. Cut to 139 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:17,920 the chase, Fieldstream. 140 00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:21,820 It's a barking case. 141 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:29,920 I have, um, several complaints from Sparky's neighbors that his incessant 142 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:33,540 barking kept them up at night. I would like to submit this audio cassette 143 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:36,820 recording of Sparky's bark as people exhibit A. 144 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,360 Did Sparky consent to being taped? 145 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:48,040 No, he's a dog. 146 00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:54,380 You should know that this tape is inadmissible evidence, Feldstein. 147 00:09:56,820 --> 00:09:59,020 Defense? Your Honor. 148 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:01,360 Look at this tape! 149 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,580 Is that the face of a noisy dog? 150 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,940 No, it is the face of a good dog. 151 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,760 A good doggie. 152 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,220 Sparky, are you a dog who only speaks? 153 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:17,480 when spoken to? 154 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:23,940 Clearly, this cannot be the doggie in question. 155 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,720 Case dismissed. 156 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:32,800 Your Honor, 157 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:38,500 could I have a few minutes to gather my dignity? 158 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:43,900 Okay. Five minutes reset for walkies. 159 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,360 A diplomat means never having to say you're sorry. 160 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,900 Story checked out. 161 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:07,420 Yep. Strico is the ambassador of Rogosh. 162 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:11,280 He's only been in the U.S. for two months, and this is his fifth arrest, 163 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:12,560 but he's never been tried. 164 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:14,620 Diplomatic community. 165 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,140 What do you think, Mac? 166 00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:19,400 Well, he's a pompous ass, but our hands are tied. 167 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:22,740 I took the liberty of bringing him down from holding. 168 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:25,700 I can't believe I have to let that idiot go. 169 00:11:26,830 --> 00:11:28,950 These diplomatic guys really get me boiling. 170 00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:31,610 They get all the good seats to the best shows. 171 00:11:31,970 --> 00:11:34,370 Their children all get into the best private schools. 172 00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:37,950 And they always slide by with more than ten items in the express lane. 173 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:41,330 These jerks really scald me. 174 00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:44,330 You got stood up by one, huh? 175 00:11:46,930 --> 00:11:48,410 He wasn't my type anyway. 176 00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:57,110 There he is, Your Honor. 177 00:11:57,410 --> 00:11:59,450 Bull, why are you in cuffs? 178 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,810 The key broke off in the lock. 179 00:12:02,270 --> 00:12:05,770 Then I dislocated my shoulder attempting a daring Houdini escape. 180 00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:09,030 How about those chain letters? 181 00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:11,290 Help me. 182 00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:14,510 So, bye, Bull. 183 00:12:14,590 --> 00:12:15,590 Bye, sir. 184 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:23,410 How dare you put me in a cell with common criminals? 185 00:12:23,690 --> 00:12:25,350 The place smelled like wet goats. 186 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,180 Make you homesick, Ambassador? 187 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,940 You wish to kiss me, don't you? 188 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:35,200 All right, Strico, the law says I have to let you go. 189 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:39,760 You should be kissing Uncle Sam's toes and apologizing right now. 190 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:41,580 Royalty does not apologize. 191 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,720 The Loganese don't even have a word for I'm sorry. 192 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:48,380 However, we do have a word which means war. 193 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:50,280 And what is that? 194 00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:51,860 War. 195 00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:56,770 Call me a cab, missy. I must get back to the embassy and engage our troops. 196 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:58,810 It is my duty to my country. 197 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,390 You're saying we're at war? 198 00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:01,990 That's correct. 199 00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:03,110 All right. 200 00:13:04,590 --> 00:13:08,710 Mac, call Holdings. We just got our first prisoner of war. 201 00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:14,450 Ah. 202 00:13:14,890 --> 00:13:15,890 You're right. 203 00:13:16,430 --> 00:13:20,930 The State Department would like to thank you, Judge Stone. The war machine is in 204 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,090 motion. We are now at DEFCON 4. 205 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:29,540 Believe me, Mr. Dunford, I did not intend to strain relations with Rogosh. 206 00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:32,000 I just wanted to teach the ambassador a little respect. 207 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,860 Judge Stone, leave the protocol to the pros. 208 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:39,540 Well, you're not doing a very good job of it. This city is crawling with 209 00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:42,520 arrogant dignitaries who think the rules don't apply to them. 210 00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:44,680 You got stood up, didn't you? 211 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:49,440 You probably got mixed up about the day or time. 212 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:55,380 What's all the fuss about? Rogash is a tiny little country with an obnoxious 213 00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:59,500 delegate. If being obnoxious was the criteria, we'd have to close down the 214 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,500 French embassy. 215 00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:04,180 The U.S. needs Rogash as an ally. 216 00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:07,800 Their country is a strategically placed listening post to spy on the Swiss. 217 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,420 Why would anybody want to spy on the Swiss? 218 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:12,900 You don't want to know. 219 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:18,180 But believe me, we at State take this declaration of war as serious business. 220 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,620 Oh, you don't think they really mean it to you? 221 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:25,020 Maybe both sides should just sit down and talk it out over some orange 222 00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:29,600 cappuccino. I'm afraid we're already beyond the yuppie beverage stage, Missy. 223 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,600 What if Judge Stone released the ambassador? 224 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,900 Then we might be able to sweep it all under the rug without incident. 225 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:40,620 Uh-huh. 226 00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:42,260 Uh-huh. 227 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,040 Yes, right. 228 00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:46,900 DEFCON 3. 229 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,880 What the hell is DEFCON 3? 230 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:54,860 I'm not sure, but I know it's worse than 4. 231 00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:01,340 Congratulations, Judge Stone. You have upset an entire foreign nation. A 232 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:03,240 foreign nation with a nuclear warhead. 233 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,380 Hold on. 234 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,460 Rogash is a country of what, maybe 13 people? 235 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,480 Where did they get a nuclear warhead? 236 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,060 Well, it was kind of a gift. 237 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,520 Hey, you think people just let you come into their country and listen for 238 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:21,000 nothing? So you gave them a nuclear warhead? 239 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,840 You should see the lovely fruit baskets they sent us. 240 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:27,060 Yes, Mr. 241 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,280 Prosecutor. 242 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,340 Sylvester did eat poor Tweety Bird. 243 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,420 And Dutch here scarfed down Sylvester. 244 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,020 But I believe it was justifiable homicide. 245 00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:43,540 Dutch was Tweedie's legal guardian. 246 00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:46,890 And he was just doing his job. 247 00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:49,370 Case dismissed. 248 00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:55,250 You lose again, Fielding. 249 00:15:55,490 --> 00:15:56,710 Nine in a row. 250 00:15:57,050 --> 00:15:58,050 Shutout City. 251 00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:06,850 We'll have a five-minute recess. 252 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:10,290 And remember, on to papers, please. 253 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,740 Here. This one tried to make a run for it. 254 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,980 Would have made a clean break if he hadn't left some evidence on the fourth 255 00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:24,980 floor. 256 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:27,900 Hi, Dad. 257 00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:32,800 Okay, so now you know. 258 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,420 Pretty pathetic, isn't it? 259 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,800 Go ahead. 260 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,340 Take your best shot. Do I look a little dog-tired? 261 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,660 Have I made any good flea bargains lately? 262 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:49,269 Dan, relax. 263 00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:50,910 I'm not here to give you grief. 264 00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:53,570 I am so humiliated, Ross. 265 00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:54,990 Oh, Dan. 266 00:16:58,030 --> 00:16:59,530 Touch yourself some slack. 267 00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:01,110 You've been through a lot. 268 00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:05,990 Two weeks ago, you were the one with the mange. Now it's your clients who have 269 00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:06,990 it. 270 00:17:07,589 --> 00:17:08,589 Yeah, I guess. 271 00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:10,530 The point is, you're back. 272 00:17:11,069 --> 00:17:12,089 You're working again. 273 00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:15,569 You could have been fired altogether, but you're getting a chance to start 274 00:17:15,569 --> 00:17:16,569 over. 275 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,829 Maybe you're right. 276 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,290 This is a good place to get my feet wet. 277 00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:26,589 Up to your ankles. 278 00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:29,450 I gotta go. 279 00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:30,489 Thanks, Ross. 280 00:17:30,490 --> 00:17:33,190 Listen, Ross, would you just do me one favor? 281 00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:35,830 Not a word. 282 00:17:40,570 --> 00:17:42,210 Yeah, okay, great, thanks. 283 00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:45,710 Strico is on his way up, sir. 284 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:48,310 So what you gonna do? 285 00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:49,510 I'm working on something. 286 00:17:50,010 --> 00:17:52,530 Harry, I don't think you can hold the ambassador any longer without 287 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,530 compromising your ethic. 288 00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:57,290 Well, I think the more ethical choice may be to keep this sorry waste of chest 289 00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:58,290 hair locked up. 290 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:03,390 Ms. Mannix, I get the impression that if you had your way, there'd be no men at 291 00:18:03,390 --> 00:18:04,450 all in the new world. 292 00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,230 Except for the auto mechanics and the sperm donors. 293 00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:12,710 Harry, Christine's right. You really can't hold Strico legally. 294 00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:14,330 I know, you're both right. 295 00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:15,750 So I'm gonna let him go. 296 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,360 Call it. 297 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,780 People versus Strico. 298 00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:23,960 What happened to your arm? 299 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,520 Burn it when I accidentally lit my paycheck on fire. 300 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:30,100 That's what I get for endorsing it on the hot plate. 301 00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:33,960 I demand to know why you are still holding me. 302 00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:35,340 I'm not anymore. 303 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,560 I'm setting you free. 304 00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:38,680 Well, it's about time. 305 00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:41,400 One more minute and I would have released the missiles. 306 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,060 You gave the missiles too? 307 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,400 It was Christmas. 308 00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,730 You are free to go, Mr. Ambassador. 309 00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:51,490 Straight to the nearest airport. 310 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:53,410 What are you talking about? 311 00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:58,370 Well, since our two countries are now at war, I am within my power to initiate 312 00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,070 deportation proceedings. 313 00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:02,410 Bon voyage, amigo. 314 00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:04,670 You cannot deport me. 315 00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:07,730 There's nothing to do in Rogash but listen to the Swiss. 316 00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:10,470 Tough break. 317 00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:14,510 Judge, I cannot leave New York now. I'm an escort on a townhouse. 318 00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:23,070 Sorry, but Rogash has no shopping, no good Chinese takeout, no... 319 00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:26,190 No Playboy Channel. 320 00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:33,690 Gee, that is too bad. You know, I suppose I could stop the deportation 321 00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:35,850 under certain circumstances. 322 00:19:36,290 --> 00:19:37,790 Yes, anything, anything. What? 323 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:41,290 Well, personally, I'm still waiting to hear two little words. 324 00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:44,470 Kiss me? 325 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:49,820 I surrender. 326 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:51,580 Oh, okay, I surrender. 327 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,080 It's not quite that simple, Mr. Ambassador. 328 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,520 There are terms to the surrender. 329 00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,380 Terms? Yes. 330 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:04,200 From this point on, you will respect the laws of this country and its people. 331 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:10,220 If you do not, you will waive your immunity. I have taken the liberty of 332 00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:11,400 drawing up a document. 333 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,020 And if I don't sign? 334 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,820 Then you're going to be listening to an awful lot of yodeling. 335 00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:21,340 You're out of here. Mr. 336 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,620 Ambassador, one more thing. 337 00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:27,040 We Americans do not like being taken for granted. 338 00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:31,120 We've worked hard to get where we are. We're tough and we're proud. 339 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,060 And we don't like to be stood up. 340 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,380 Bless you. 341 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:43,760 Thank you. 342 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:47,500 All of a sudden I'm itching and sneezing. I only do that when I'm around 343 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,500 dogs. 344 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,260 No, in the cafeteria. Maybe you ought to check that sandwich. 345 00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:59,460 Well, I think I've finally broken your streak of bad luck. 346 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:04,080 Oh? Also, I managed to find four people to send out those chain letters. 347 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,160 And three of them did it of their own free will. 348 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:08,640 Good for you, Bull. 349 00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:10,020 Your Honor. 350 00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:11,340 Oh, Dan? 351 00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:14,960 This is Claudia Mannix. She's been pinch-hitting for you for a couple of 352 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,060 weeks. And making so many friends. 353 00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:19,060 Pleased to meet you. 354 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,320 Spare me. 355 00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:23,890 As of this afternoon, your old position is available. 356 00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:26,090 You won't be prosecuting anymore? 357 00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:28,630 No, I'm still putting the scum away. They're just better dressed. 358 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:31,030 I've been bumped up to the Court of Appeals. 359 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,330 You've been promoted? 360 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,850 After only two weeks? 361 00:21:34,550 --> 00:21:36,770 I'm sure you're due. How many weeks have you been here? 362 00:21:39,770 --> 00:21:40,990 Seven years. 363 00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:43,610 Eight years. 364 00:21:44,130 --> 00:21:45,130 Nine. 365 00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:46,290 Ditto. 366 00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:48,990 I'm feeling pretty good. I've only been here six years. 367 00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:52,890 weeks. That's 14 days. 368 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,790 What can I say? They like my personality. 369 00:21:57,930 --> 00:21:59,530 So long, lifers. 370 00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:05,650 Oh, come on, guys. 371 00:22:06,170 --> 00:22:09,470 We're still here because our work is important and it's rewarding. 372 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:11,690 And we get to sleep in every day. 373 00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:14,290 Mr. Bullshannon? 374 00:22:14,490 --> 00:22:15,490 Uh, that's me. 375 00:22:16,010 --> 00:22:17,010 Need your signature. 376 00:22:21,580 --> 00:22:25,140 You have just won a million dollar sweepstakes. 377 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:29,200 A million dollars? 378 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,720 Think of the horrible taxes. 379 00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:36,820 Damn your bad luck. Will it never end?